new boss

my fellow Americans. everyone now knows we have a new president, a melting pot president. well spoken, edumacated, baller. even my "conservative" friends like him and voted for him. though he has made history, I think the press is talking about his race too much. in my opinion, the faster we stop concentrating that he's part black, the better we can focus on real issues. real issues like passing my new bill into law of clown genocide and my tax refund sent to me in ice cream gift certificates. I'd also like to put my name in the hat for his cabinet. I am immune to lobbyists, powerful senate leaders, judges, and good looks. I've been training daily every morning looking in the mirror.

I'll be praying that the new president leads our country in a Godly way even if it displeases the majority of our nation. afterall, he will need to answer to God and only God... not Americans.