Kara

as promised, a photo of my journey. this is how most people react when i'm around. kids to adults, it's just a universal reaction. i know, it's a weird face to have when people are in awe of me. let me explain. due to my incredible awesomeness most people just don't know how to react. so they just end up being disgusted with themselves with their inability to show the proper reaction. this is my beautiful niece being really disgusted with herself for not knowing what to do in such awesome company. here's some regal advice: get on your knees, bow, say nothing, and don't make eye contact.

introducing Kara. she likes to sing and dance. she is such a girl. too bad i'm not around enough to man her up. she was the first one to fulfill my request of wanting a niece. wait... what i mean is that she is the product of the my request of wanting a niece. she's a happy kid. and i like to publicly publish that i helped her potty train. every time she sits on the potty and not soil her pants, she will owe me big time. you read this Kara?! you owe me!!!

this is my favorite photo of Kara. no Kara, you're funny looking!