Austin

this is Austin. this photo is of when he was much younger. he wants to be the president of America and play football for the Ducks. sounds like a former president except that president was a Wolverine. he likes football, video games, tv, and is already a lady's man. 아이구...

J

Meet J, she likes to say "booo" when she hears my name. She likes baby dolls, ham, crackers, Blitz, and the Wolverines.

Kara

as promised, a photo of my journey. this is how most people react when i'm around. kids to adults, it's just a universal reaction. i know, it's a weird face to have when people are in awe of me. let me explain. due to my incredible awesomeness most people just don't know how to react. so they just end up being disgusted with themselves with their inability to show the proper reaction. this is my beautiful niece being really disgusted with herself for not knowing what to do in such awesome company. here's some regal advice: get on your knees, bow, say nothing, and don't make eye contact.

introducing Kara. she likes to sing and dance. she is such a girl. too bad i'm not around enough to man her up. she was the first one to fulfill my request of wanting a niece. wait... what i mean is that she is the product of the my request of wanting a niece. she's a happy kid. and i like to publicly publish that i helped her potty train. every time she sits on the potty and not soil her pants, she will owe me big time. you read this Kara?! you owe me!!!

this is my favorite photo of Kara. no Kara, you're funny looking!

farewell my fellow americans

for those who did not know, i've been in america for the past 2 weeks. i've enjoyed my stay but i must be off across the pond again. my apologies to those i didnt get to see while i was nearby but my mission of seeing the "new" members of the crew has been completed. all other things i did was just pleasant bonus. i'll be going back to tons of paperwork and a grip of people waiting to see me. those close to me know there's only one person that i really want to see when i get back home. if you guessed Phister you are wrong. ok ok, there's two people i really want to see. happy now Phister?!

expect a photo update in the next 2 weeks on my online photo album. if you dont know where that is shame on you for not checking often. at least bookmark the thing and pretend that you care. i'll only tell you where it is if you are my friend and you shoot me an email.

happy black day

i'm 24 hours late on this post for the korean time zone but...
Happy Black Day!
i won't be celebrating black day this year. but to my single friends and family, please enjoy your dark colored food.

tyranny of comment moderation

FREEDOM!!! on this blog site, there will be no immediate comment moderation. feel free to express yourself and enjoy the immediate satisfaction of your comment being published for all to see. i believe world wars and communism started with comment moderation so there will be no such thing on this blog. now enjoy... type away... all will rejoice...

not a clown

i am not a clown to entertain you. you want funny, you wait for it. no where on this thing says that this is a humor blog or that it's supposed to be funny. you want laughs? get a feather. this is a serious blog for serious people. this is life. life kept real. fo' sho' fo' life!

oregoning

i'm back
a bit weird to be back
the kids are cute
i miss my girl