Korea, meet Yoohoo

so for the three of you that read this blog. i know you by name: Alice-n, Wolverine, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. i am now the posterboy for USFK. check your email if you dont know what i'm talking about. if it's not in your inbox, check your junk mail. the story has been broadcast on AFN Korea over and over. i've heard rumors that it was on the Pentagon channel which is global. i have not seen it at all on live tv, just the internet version i sent you guys.

things you did not see or hear in the aired interview:
my dance moves (throwin bows, the snake, robot, pop n lock)
flexing my pretend muscles
my weird exam and weirder exam vocabulary
high five-ing myself
shoutouts (Ivy/Dave, Austin/Kara/J/Z, kim il-jung)
my talk about killing and destroying stuff
pilots and jets
spinning in my chair
talking about eating dog meat with a patient
crossing my eye one at a time
my english and korean singing
my glasses, where'd they go?
all the laughing

if you do a little searching on the website i sent you guys, there is another story where i have a non-speaking appearance. look for the science symposium story.

my two 100 majesty of song

just like any scientific experiment, the results have to be repeated to make your conclusion solid. last night my singing skillz was judged by yet another super computer. my fellow countrymen (i use this word as a gender neutral word and for any country), i received another 100 out of 100 on my vocal performance by an advanced super computer purely invented and created to evaluate such mad skillz. this is my second 100 of 100 score and i've been evaluated twice. i am the second coming of pavarotti even before he passed away. i have a total of six witnesses that can attest to my musical prowess expressed through the majesty of song. they're all human and currently alive. recognize the skillz chumps.

3

the count is up to 3 people. i put up photos of my cute nephews and nieces in my office and the count is up to three people that asked, "so cute! are they your kids?"

maybe it's my slick way of getting the conversation going in telling them i'm single. and maybe they'll know a supermodel friend they want to hook me up with. sometimes i scare myself with my brilliant schemes. you disagree? think it's stupid? maybe even evil of me to use my nephews/nieces? let me remind you of my 1million dollar exam... all i need is one taker and i'm set. same thing here. then i will stick my hand in your face; palms outward, fingers together, with my nugget moving side to side, and say, "face." then do it again when i get married to a supermodel. no dude, a female supermodel. sheesh.

winter hike

it's been snowing off an on here so all of it just melts away... until recently. it is on day 2 of straight up thuggish snow. it is all melty on the road but everywhere else it is not. unfortunately bad weather does not slow down the crazy drivers. a definite increase in number of auto accidents. fortunately this crazy driver has been lucky to avoid wrecks.

i met this little asian snowman on my hike today. he is not sleeping, he just has slanty eyes and sports a fumanchu stache. he was a wise young snowman, just 2 days old he said. he showed me the way to candy mountain right before i punted him down the mountain.

tranformation

so my transformation to a real korean is almost complete. the last step is to learn the hot dance craze by the Wonder Girls. all the boys and girls know it. if i learn it i wont tell you. you'll why after you see this tutorial... Tell Me - Wonder Girls

and here's the real music video... Wonder Girls - Tell Me
FYI - they'll be in NYC soon.

seriously, i'm not gay.

Happy Merry New Year!

새해 복 많이 받으세요!

what's better than being crushed by fellow koreans and shooting hand held fireworks into the sky? you're right, a lot of things. so now you think you're already better than me? aw shucks, you're right. enjoy the new year everyone! God bless!