my mom, the translator

my mom has translated korean into english for several random people. it's quite amazing and really funny since her english stinks. but good enough to help out poor american that dont speak korean and korean that dont speak english. every time she turns into a translator she tells me and we have a good laugh about it. so what if i laugh at my mom? who better to make fun of? she's my mom, she has to love me and forgive me NO MATTER WHAT.

what time is it???

peanut butter snowboard
peanut butter snowboard
peanut butter snowboard with a baseball bat

this morning was the first snowfall of the winter. so i took out my snowboard and made sure it was good to go. as pimpbot 5000 says, "polish my bolts and tighten my nuts."

today was a great day. people from waaay back decided to toss this old dog a bone. and they dont know each other; five different individuals decided it was time to contact me all in one day. it was great to hear from them, even if it was just a few words.

odd things that make you swear

ever do something that make you want to swear? i'm assuming everyone would say yes to this. but ever do something so good that also make you want to swear? i do all the time. i know i dont swear dude, i said "make you WANT to swear." i do it in my nugget which is just as bad. i cant help it. but people think i'm a nice guy cause i dont swear outside my noggin. right now, i'm eating a mango so good that makes me want to swear. poop, this is good. i wish you guys could have some of this ish.

lack of rants

i apologize for the lack of rants and blogs. it's been pretty good here. i dont have much to complain about. i know, i dont have to complain all the time but it's fun to rant. i gotta vent somewhere where there are no readers. oooh, i just zinged myself. also, i have uploaded some photos on the online photo album for those who are paid subscribers.

so paris hilton paris hilton paris hilton is in korea. i wrote her name three times in hopes to have google tag me when perves search for ugly girls. wait. do i want those people finding my blog in their google searches? do i need more than three readers? i have no idea why she's here. koreans dont like her music or her movies. is she releasing fashion crap? i hope it's not leau de toilet. didn't she find Jesus? didn't she get more into the Bible and stuff? for a guy that does not like paris hilton paris hilton paris hilton, i know more about her than i want.

i'm not ashamed to publicly blog that i do like some korean pop. i can only listen to the radio in my "car stereo" so i keep myself updated on k-pop on my drive to/from work. and i know all three of you readers want to know my top five musicians. i'll let you know when i have five; i only have two.

war is fun

during our 1 week war i consumed 3 MREs, 9 rolls of kimbop, 2 bowls of chili, many cookies, candy, and many random things... even fake cipro. it's maybe 10 hours of sitting around talking to teammates and 2 hours of playing war. i dont understand why everyone dont join the military. but seriously, this new team i am on is sooo much easier than the last one i was on back in Misawa. i want to stay on this team forever. why do people hate exercise exercise exercise?

physical

the mother of a girl i'm being set up with wants to see my most recent physical. double you tee eff? this is not a good sign. and no, not because i'm unhealthy. she's as superficial as me!