i'm often within an earshot away when my mom is talking on the phone. 80% of her conversation is about setting me up with one of her many korean girls. my mom said something funny today. she was talking to one of her gradeschool friends trying to set me up with her "pretty" (i use quotes because i cant trust my mom's superficial scale) daughter. she said this about me.
"if you take his niceness away, you got nothing"
it doesn't make me laugh anymore. because it's actually kinda sad because i'm not nice at all. inside this thin shell of niceness, lies a great evil.
my own mom thinks i'm below average ):
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oh stop, you know you're her favorite child.
sis
our mom is a pimp. that's gotta get you some cool points.
i don't care if mom can't read engrish. that's not respectful.
sibling quibling!
dreeewww
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