expensive cow

my aunt from dad's side took us out to a famous restaurant. they say it's one of the oldest restaurants in the country. it dates back prior to japanese occupation, as i was told. they're famous for their bulgogi and nangmeun. so my auntie bought us both. it was probably the best $80 plate of beef i've ever had. and yes you can say it's the only $80 plate of beef i had which also qualifies for worst, ugliest, sexiest, death-defying, gayest, and any crazy adjective you want to throw out... in? seriously, it was good. unfortunately the $80 didn't come with an endless flow of cow, rather a very small amount. the cold noodles was very authentic. i guess i am not a big fan of the authentic flavor. guess i'm too white to enjoy it. you can also say my mother is too white then. then you'll be messing with my mom, and boy them be fightin' words.