went to gyeongju and suwon, the old historical districts of the ROK. so what if old and historical is repetitive. when you get your own blog you can literally repeat this post without the repetition. in the meantime, stop flappin' yo' internet gums. gyeongju apparently was the capital of the old motherland for like a billion years before the japanese people from mars came with their advanced technology superior ray guns (i put another repetitive statement in for the grammar police) and took over the country. i swear that's what the tour guide said. dude, you weren't there. you cant even speak korean. ok smarty pants, you cant understand korean either. the 3 day tour was all paid by my new favorite motor and industrial company, hyundai. i make fun of white people who mispronounce the word and i never correct them because i want to continue the laughter. i wasn't serious about the new favorite part. but they sure treated us great. they arranged limo buses and fed us like kings. they weren't actual limousine buses but it was very spacious. and i was fed like a king (no, i'm not an actual king even though i carry myself regally) because the dumb americans i was with never ate their food. all they did is complain about why they don't get served hamburger or pizza... "why does it have to be korean food all the time?!" unappreciative, narrow minded, numb nuts. first of all, it's just called food cause we're in korea. second, the food is expensive and delicious. last, get out of the restaurant so i can eat without your side order of whining and eat all the food you dont. we also got a tour of the hyundai motor factory, shipyard, and industrial area. mighty impressive. they have the largest shipyard in the entire universe. show me a larger shipyard in M109, what what (that was supposed to be an astronomy joke)? and again the americans started whining. "why the $%#& are we walking in this factory?" "i'm never going to buy a hyundai, why are they bringing us here?" anyone that shells out thousands of dollars for a free vacation, you should expect some sort of propaganda. more importantly, as most of the young americans missed the main point, just in 30 years this company has become a world power and world name. this could have not be possible without the american govt and military forces that drove out our crazy brothers and sisters. why'd we go into vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, eastern europe, WWI, WWII? nuggets up africa, you're next! to me, the answer is very simple... world peace. everyone wants it, everyone has a different way of obtaining it. my way you ask? declare me king of the universe and build me an military of a trillion invincible robots that transform from underwater, under-terrain, air, dancing, and space vehicle. if it's invincible why cant i have just one you ask? dude, i didnt say it had instant teleporting technology built in. you're so dumb! that technology will strictly be reserved for my kingly concubine ladies, oh yeah. *good grief*22 September 2007
japanese martians in korea
went to gyeongju and suwon, the old historical districts of the ROK. so what if old and historical is repetitive. when you get your own blog you can literally repeat this post without the repetition. in the meantime, stop flappin' yo' internet gums. gyeongju apparently was the capital of the old motherland for like a billion years before the japanese people from mars came with their advanced technology superior ray guns (i put another repetitive statement in for the grammar police) and took over the country. i swear that's what the tour guide said. dude, you weren't there. you cant even speak korean. ok smarty pants, you cant understand korean either. the 3 day tour was all paid by my new favorite motor and industrial company, hyundai. i make fun of white people who mispronounce the word and i never correct them because i want to continue the laughter. i wasn't serious about the new favorite part. but they sure treated us great. they arranged limo buses and fed us like kings. they weren't actual limousine buses but it was very spacious. and i was fed like a king (no, i'm not an actual king even though i carry myself regally) because the dumb americans i was with never ate their food. all they did is complain about why they don't get served hamburger or pizza... "why does it have to be korean food all the time?!" unappreciative, narrow minded, numb nuts. first of all, it's just called food cause we're in korea. second, the food is expensive and delicious. last, get out of the restaurant so i can eat without your side order of whining and eat all the food you dont. we also got a tour of the hyundai motor factory, shipyard, and industrial area. mighty impressive. they have the largest shipyard in the entire universe. show me a larger shipyard in M109, what what (that was supposed to be an astronomy joke)? and again the americans started whining. "why the $%#& are we walking in this factory?" "i'm never going to buy a hyundai, why are they bringing us here?" anyone that shells out thousands of dollars for a free vacation, you should expect some sort of propaganda. more importantly, as most of the young americans missed the main point, just in 30 years this company has become a world power and world name. this could have not be possible without the american govt and military forces that drove out our crazy brothers and sisters. why'd we go into vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, eastern europe, WWI, WWII? nuggets up africa, you're next! to me, the answer is very simple... world peace. everyone wants it, everyone has a different way of obtaining it. my way you ask? declare me king of the universe and build me an military of a trillion invincible robots that transform from underwater, under-terrain, air, dancing, and space vehicle. if it's invincible why cant i have just one you ask? dude, i didnt say it had instant teleporting technology built in. you're so dumb! that technology will strictly be reserved for my kingly concubine ladies, oh yeah. *good grief*
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i've traveled with white folks like that when i was there last... actually, it was a bus full of college kids (my peer camp counselors and directors). We had the privilege to visit the DMZ, tunnels, etc... but some of them did a lot of complaining. it's no wonder we are known as "ugly americans".
Haha. You think you can eat? When was the last time you were kicked out of an all you can eat buffet? Have you ever slide tackled a 90 year old woman in the mad rush to the fresh batch o' popcorn shrimp?
Invincible robots are no good because they inevitably take over from their human masters. No you idiot! A self destruct switch wouldn't work because they're invincible. duh.
Nearly invulnerable monkeys armed with frying pans would be much better. You could genertically encode a fatal weakness known only to you such as eating blueberry flavored liver will kill them. Crap! I told you my fatal weakness.
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