desperate?

i have a very hard working squadron commander secretary. she works hard to find me a wife even when i havent asked her. i guess it's just a thing she does for fellow blood because she does not do it for other single people in our squadron. the first lady she found did not want to leave her family behind so she was dropped by my agent pretty quickly. wow, i guess girls are really thinking about hooking up with me for the long haul, for reals yo. the current "favorite" is fine with leaving her family behind only because she's currently doing that. she's some oboe player in a foreign symphony and comes from a handsome doctor father and beautiful doctor mother, and they're really wealthy. these are not my words or my opinion. she'll be in country this month and i guess i'm supposed to meet her. "hi, my name is rich, we have a couple months to decide if you want to marry me." so odd, how am i supposed to act? am i supposed to be like a stand up comic and be "on" the entire time? or am i to be a laid back boring schmuck like the real me and decide to get married like 10 years after dating? God help me. Seriously, this is a prayer request. Everyone, ask God to help me. am i really supposed to re-prioritize my life goals to find a wife here? all i want to do is meet my family, play with friends, and travel. happy labor day weekend everychumps!