dont make me predict your death

21 SEP 2007. i predicted a win by the Wolverines over nittany lions. so what if it wasnt a hard prediction? i dont even see you trying to tell the future. for all you dont know, i could be the greatest fortune teller the world has ever not known. this post is really for our good friend, hairy. sorry hairy, maybe the 10th time you'll finally get a win. GO BLUE!

shout out to ucl

do you ever feel that you're unattractive when people try to set you up with a person that you dont find attractive at all? it is saying, "hey, you're not attractive. he's another unattractive person so you can make unattractive babies. have an unattractive life!"

"Bob Saget!" that was for ucl.

japanese martians in korea

went to gyeongju and suwon, the old historical districts of the ROK. so what if old and historical is repetitive. when you get your own blog you can literally repeat this post without the repetition. in the meantime, stop flappin' yo' internet gums. gyeongju apparently was the capital of the old motherland for like a billion years before the japanese people from mars came with their advanced technology superior ray guns (i put another repetitive statement in for the grammar police) and took over the country. i swear that's what the tour guide said. dude, you weren't there. you cant even speak korean. ok smarty pants, you cant understand korean either. the 3 day tour was all paid by my new favorite motor and industrial company, hyundai. i make fun of white people who mispronounce the word and i never correct them because i want to continue the laughter. i wasn't serious about the new favorite part. but they sure treated us great. they arranged limo buses and fed us like kings. they weren't actual limousine buses but it was very spacious. and i was fed like a king (no, i'm not an actual king even though i carry myself regally) because the dumb americans i was with never ate their food. all they did is complain about why they don't get served hamburger or pizza... "why does it have to be korean food all the time?!" unappreciative, narrow minded, numb nuts. first of all, it's just called food cause we're in korea. second, the food is expensive and delicious. last, get out of the restaurant so i can eat without your side order of whining and eat all the food you dont. we also got a tour of the hyundai motor factory, shipyard, and industrial area. mighty impressive. they have the largest shipyard in the entire universe. show me a larger shipyard in M109, what what (that was supposed to be an astronomy joke)? and again the americans started whining. "why the $%#& are we walking in this factory?" "i'm never going to buy a hyundai, why are they bringing us here?" anyone that shells out thousands of dollars for a free vacation, you should expect some sort of propaganda. more importantly, as most of the young americans missed the main point, just in 30 years this company has become a world power and world name. this could have not be possible without the american govt and military forces that drove out our crazy brothers and sisters. why'd we go into vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, eastern europe, WWI, WWII? nuggets up africa, you're next! to me, the answer is very simple... world peace. everyone wants it, everyone has a different way of obtaining it. my way you ask? declare me king of the universe and build me an military of a trillion invincible robots that transform from underwater, under-terrain, air, dancing, and space vehicle. if it's invincible why cant i have just one you ask? dude, i didnt say it had instant teleporting technology built in. you're so dumb! that technology will strictly be reserved for my kingly concubine ladies, oh yeah. *good grief*

come and knock on our door...

... we've been waiting for you. c'mon you konw the words. so my parents are in the house. and as expected, when i left for work, they "cleaned" the apt. now i cant find my things and they mixed up my clothes to throw away from my regular clothes. time to lay down the law. this is my house not theirs. i'll do the cleaning, they should just kick back and relax.

i predict a Wolverine upset over pennst. Go Blue!

songs on the radio

in my daily drive to work i usually listen to the local radio station. it's usually your typical korean pop and ballad songs. they sometimes play american "artists" that are pretty well known. this this past friday, they played "because i got high" by afroman. and they played the dirty version which i never heard before. generally they dont play radio edit american songs. it gets pretty interesting walking around shopping centers.

oban challenger

had some jeremiah weed yesterday, just a swig from the bottle as it was passed around. maybe it was the combo of the pizza i was having but it was fantastic. i still love oban but the sweetness of the 'weed' was different from any hard alcohol i've tasted. yeah yeah, i know i'm such a poser with all this flight stuff, but i like jeremiah weed as a hard alcohol fan. but at the same time, i doubt i would have tasted 'weed' without being a poser. i'm not much of a bourbon fan but this has a very interesting and great taste.

less filling!

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this is why we are here

i've been what?

apparently i've been tagged. internet tagged. blog tagged. i dont get it. if there are more than 2 rules to a internet game, i quit. too many rules = yoohoo confused. i guess the game ends here. muah ha ha. chumps.

luciano pavarotti

one of the greatest singers in history with possible links to the mafia has passed away. i care because i am a big fan of his singing.

funny hip-hop lines and amadon

there's nothing to watch on tv except korean hip-hop and pop concerts. i dont know why but one of the lines in a song made me laugh, "get your party on like it's friday" and i'm still smirking while i write this. when i really think about it, it's not that bad of a one liner especially if you compare it to the entire song "o.p.p." by naughty by nature or any 2 live crew 'songs.'

does anyone notice that i have no idea how to use commas in sentences? i really dont know how or when to use them. i just place them where i think they belong. i completed the entire course of Amadon when i was in 4th grade but i still dont know how to use most punctuation correctly. i guess i should have never cheated and do the tests by using the answer key. but what other option did i have when the teacher completely trusted me and i hated grammar? dont judge me, you would have done the same ya chumps. i bet you were one of those dumb kids that did highlight magazine puzzles all day.

by the way, anyone remember amadon? if you went to public schools in california back in the 80's you would know... unless i'm completely wrong with the name of the stupid course. one conclusion you can make from this blog is that aint no rapper take no amadon in their life, yo.

stubborn old man

i think i've been a very stubborn old man for a while now. no, not generally speaking. i've been fighting off purchasing a dSLR in favor of my 35mm SLR. i just like film better. but looks like my old stubborn ways are slowly breaking down. mostly because i'm too lazy to develop the film and it's expensive. i have 6 or 7 rolls of film from who knows when. and the cost of entry level dSLR is getting cheaper. cheap enough for me to start looking seriously at purchasing one. i'm sure i'll find another reason to be lazy if i do purchase one.

a mosquito feasted on my face last night. i counted eight bites/sting/marks on my nugget. one on my eyelid that swelled up. i will find that mosquito and i will eat it.

desperate?

i have a very hard working squadron commander secretary. she works hard to find me a wife even when i havent asked her. i guess it's just a thing she does for fellow blood because she does not do it for other single people in our squadron. the first lady she found did not want to leave her family behind so she was dropped by my agent pretty quickly. wow, i guess girls are really thinking about hooking up with me for the long haul, for reals yo. the current "favorite" is fine with leaving her family behind only because she's currently doing that. she's some oboe player in a foreign symphony and comes from a handsome doctor father and beautiful doctor mother, and they're really wealthy. these are not my words or my opinion. she'll be in country this month and i guess i'm supposed to meet her. "hi, my name is rich, we have a couple months to decide if you want to marry me." so odd, how am i supposed to act? am i supposed to be like a stand up comic and be "on" the entire time? or am i to be a laid back boring schmuck like the real me and decide to get married like 10 years after dating? God help me. Seriously, this is a prayer request. Everyone, ask God to help me. am i really supposed to re-prioritize my life goals to find a wife here? all i want to do is meet my family, play with friends, and travel. happy labor day weekend everychumps!