mental docs

have you ever hung out with psychiatrists or clinical psychologists? i have. and let me tell you, it's kinda odd. i was just chilling at the psychologist's house and there was a slew of us there. i was watching him interact with his toddler son. the guy had his son figured out. sure it was simple reverse psychology, but was it really? or does he have the force? i also watch him interact with other people. he never asks closed ended questions. it's incredible. so i jump in and try to make him ask me a closed ended question. they guy was amazing. an open ended question after another. it would have been more amazing if i hadn't told him that i was trying to make him ask me a closed ended question. you think i was stupid? before you judge my stupidness, let me tell you something. you know the reverse psychology thing he was using on his son? i was using it on him to make him ask me a closed ended question by telling him that i was going to try to make him try to ask me a closed ended question. little did i know my plan was flawed from the beginning. yes, your stupid meter should be maxed out right now.

now the psychiatrist. the dude is just a nice guy. if he wasn't a white guy, with brown hair, didnt speak english, shorter, smoked, wore a suit, and drank soju every night you would think the guy was a korean. sometimes i get the vibe that he may be in clinic mode when he looks at you with his body language saying, "dude, i'm totally listening to every word you're saying." it was the skater shirt that added the "dude" to his body language. but really i dont think he's in clinic mode. that's just the way he is. i guess it's just habit? crap. what if i have habits that i've created in clinic that is seeping out into my real world? please dont tell me that i'm making funny faces and rolling my eyes when people cant decide between two choices... go-bots or transformers. IT'S ALWAYS TRANSFORMERS! (to make that last joke make sense, you will have to had an exam with me).