change-o command-o

so i had to block out time from patient care to practice for a change of command ceremony. this, my friends, is a very small part of why i like doing what i'm doing. i get paid to practice this. all my schooling, the loans, the misery i went through to have the privelege to see patients... they make me practice standing and saluting. and dudes, i am not being sarcastic as you are accustomed to. i'm serious. i love doing things that require no brain power and then get paid. sure, i'm on salary but you know what i mean. i didn't even volunteer. i was, as they say, voluntold to do this. i get to practice again tomorrow morning and then the real ceremony. and then lunch, then teeth cleaning. do you ever catch yourself feeling your teeth in the exact same spot the dentist probes with your tongue? i do, all the time. must be annoying. have you ever had bloody gauze stuck up your nose while your teeth was being examined? i thought it was weird but who i am to judge their four years of dental school, at least a year in residency, and years of experience? have you ever had dental water streamed (i wrote streamed, not sprayed or splattered) at your crotch while bloody gauze was stuck up your nose? did i mention that the bloody gauze was bloody from blood from my mouth and not my nose? yes, from my mouth, all bloody, then stuck, then rammed up my nose hole. i'm just glad that dentist was not my proctologist. and no, i dont go to a proctologist. i was just saying... what? whatever! good grief!