TP in TX

I've done it yet again. I'm beginning to think I have a great sense of purchasing toilet paper for any length of time. I purchased a perfect amount of toilet paper in the beginning of my tour here in TX and never had to purchase more. I also purchased the perfect amount of toilet paper in the beginning of my tour in Japan. Both times, I did not have to go back to the store to buy any more for the entire time of my tours. This will be the last blog from America for quite some time. I hope to have more interesting things to blog than toilet paper, that's how exciting this state has been. God bless you all.

Pick Up Line

"Hey! I should know you."

"Movies"

So far the "summer movie" crop have been really super terrible. Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and Shrek 3 have been leading the pack of what's wrong with the movie industry. They know these crappy movies will make money because the general public are suckers. I doubt people read the reviews because these people forked over $200mil for each horrible movie. The formula of big money computer graphic action scenes without a good story is getting very tiresome. Where is the art of story telling, character development, and just good style of movie making? Call me an old fuddy duddy but it had to be written. I think I'll stick with comedies since they generally stick with the art of funny, character development, and do not try to sell the movie with big production money.

By the way, I did see these movies but did not pay. And I'm glad I didn't pay because I don't pay for poo.

SA Drivers

San Antonio has to have the worst drivers ever or I have the worst luck ever. Everyday I witness really poor driving. Bad lane changes, stopping in middle of highway merge, pulling out of driveway just when other cars are in front are just a few examples I see daily. I usually see at least two per day. I've seen three MVAs and luckily I haven't been involved in any of them. God is really protecting me down here. I'd be the first to say I am not the greatest driver but I know the general courtesies and safety of driving. I doubt that it's because there are more elderly people and I have not seen any stats on the correlation of obesity and poor driving skill. Or it could be that I'm getting closer to my goal of becoming the old, bitter man that complains about the world. But I am not old enough to be the "old man" yet. I can't use the excuse, "what?! i'm a crazy old man, I don't know any better." I hope I get to live long enough to achieve that goal.

Speaking of living a long life... I was discussing the end times with my friend. I kinda want to be alive to witness armageddon, see who the anti-Christ is and what s/he does, and the all out war. Is that wrong to think these thoughts?