Elbow

Anyone know why pilots cant point with their finger? If you watch one, they'll point with their elbow. Why? I've asked several and they didn't know. I'm going to assume it's some immature sex thing just like a lot of their other pilot quirks.

Joke from the Office

A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night. And he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says, “Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?”

Recipe for Medicine Flavor Drink

2/3 unsweet tea
1/3 sprite

Bluetooh Headset

This is for all the playas rockin the bluetooth everywhere they roll. Goons like me will think you're not talking to me when you are and are when you aren't. Let me know if the blue rhythmic flashing light - obvious sign of wealth and success - catches the eye of a superficial lady that is easy on the eyes so that I can get two. If not, just take the dang thing off and use it when you need to.