Union

There is a new blog where you can follow my blessed life. This blog will be updated even less than it is now. Where you ask is this new blog? My answer is, "yes you did ask."

hottest song in the ROK

i know you guys rely heavily on me to update you on the hottest musicians in Korea, here they be... Wonder Girls.

new boss

my fellow Americans. everyone now knows we have a new president, a melting pot president. well spoken, edumacated, baller. even my "conservative" friends like him and voted for him. though he has made history, I think the press is talking about his race too much. in my opinion, the faster we stop concentrating that he's part black, the better we can focus on real issues. real issues like passing my new bill into law of clown genocide and my tax refund sent to me in ice cream gift certificates. I'd also like to put my name in the hat for his cabinet. I am immune to lobbyists, powerful senate leaders, judges, and good looks. I've been training daily every morning looking in the mirror.

I'll be praying that the new president leads our country in a Godly way even if it displeases the majority of our nation. afterall, he will need to answer to God and only God... not Americans.

what the heck?

what happened to in-n-out? I don't remember them skimping out on grilled onions. am I wrong or did they used to grill a slab of onions and put it in my burger? I found little chopped up bits of onions swimming in my melted cheese. good news is that's the only bad news I have from my long trip to the states. maybe I will have more to complain about after I start the nerd conference.

life in the military...

... where has the gov't sent my favorite mexican and laser-eyed white man?

mobile info center

to the old people in Korea i've turned into a mobile information center. almost every time i go up to 서울 i get asked directions. 50% of the time i answer them right all the time. i don't know why they ask me. is it the Michigan gear i'm wearing that tells others that i'm highly educated with a great sense of fashion? perhaps it's my stunning well-learned look combined with natural aromatic pleasure?

no news...

... is good news. in my case, it's wonderful news.